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<< 返回常见问题 2013-01-29来源:口译
The brave heart A millionaire called on all the bathelers(forgot) in the city to his home,andc take them to a big pool that lived some corcodiles(forgot). I want to find a brave heart,let me see who dare to jump into this pool and swim to t

The brave heart

A millionaire called on all the bathelers(forgot) in the city to his home,andc take them to a big pool that lived some corcodiles(forgot).

”I want to find a brave heart,let me see who dare to jump into this pool and swim to the other side--------he will be my son-in-low,get all my fourtune and my beautiful daughter.”

Sex!But……Every man looked at each other,with a pale and red face.None dare.

Suddenly,with a “PUTON”,a batheler jumped into the water,God!He swam towards the other side with a crazy speed!And,with the very lighting speed,he touched the side,and climbed on without even awaking the corcodile!

The millionaire go ahead and hold his hand:Congreqirlations!(forgot)What a brave heart!I suppose U wanna my doughter so much!

“Not at all!”the guy cried,”I just wanna know who son of a pig pushed me into the poor just now!!”

勇士

有一个百万富翁召集了城里所有的单身汉去他家里,并且带着他们来到一个全是鳄鱼的池子边.

“我希望能找到一个勇士,我想看看谁敢跳下这个池子并且游到对面------他将会成为我的女婿,得到我所有的财产和我美丽的女儿.

女人! 但是…..每个人都无力的, 脸红红的,你看着我,我看着你,没一个人敢跳下去.

突然,”扑嗵”一声,天哪! 有个单身汉跳了下去,他以惊人的速度使劲地向对面游去.就像光速一样,他到达了

对岸,并爬上岸,还没有惊醒沉睡着的鳄鱼.

这个富翁走上前去握住他的手: “恭喜你! 勇士,我想你一定非常喜欢我女儿.”

“一点也不,”小伙子答到.”我只想知道,刚才是哪个龟儿子把我推下池子的.”



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